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funny or enjoyable, as in “that party was jokesâ€.
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Sliding a digit into someones anus. Derived from John Hopoate who was an Australian rugby League player until March 2001 when he was caught onfield on camera ramming his thumb up an opponents back passage. His defence for this was that it was a legitimate means of distracting the opponent, but after being roundly criticised on and off the field, and having become a total laughing stock, he decided to 'retire' from the game. There are now rumours that he will join up with "International Wrestling Australia", using the 'Hopoate Spike" as his trademark attack... As you'll imagine, this episode gave rise to many 'jokes' and a small selection are printed below: His old team are really pleased he was sacked, Hopoate could have rectum. As much as things change they stay the same: Hopoate was in the shit then he was caught, and now he's still in the shit. If the police get involved, Hopoate could end up in the pokey. John Hopoate has been nominated for an Oscar for his lead role in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger". Anagram of Hopoate: Poo Hate! Rugby league may be a Stone Age game, but it was first to enter the digital age. Hopoate has changed his name to Stop-a-farte. Which finger did he use? His ring finger. How do the judiciary decide on this punishment? Is there a 'rule of thumb'? The coach claimed the charge was a bum rap! A view from a fan: "This leaves a foul taste in my mouth!". Hopoate's defence lines: ..... they were giving me cheek. ..... honest, he was just lying prostate on the ground. ..... I saw an opening and went for it. ..... the coach told me to penetrate their defences. He must be getting married. I heard Hopoate was checking out some rings on Saturday night. What's the difference between a bowling ball and a north Queensland cowboy? You can stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Coach Terry Lamb's comment: "I think the criticism levelled at Hoppa is totally unfounded, he is being fingered for a crime he did not commit" What's the bet Terry Lamb will tell him to pull his finger out! John Hopoate: Public Enema Number 1 News Extra: Hopoate to star in Lord of the Rings!! "Players don't report cases like Hopoate's because they'd be the butt of all jokes" - Roy Masters (former West's Coach) Is the whole thing a three-ring circus? How come Field and McGuinness got six months for cocaine but Hopoate only got 12 weeks for crack? Do The Hopoate ============== You put your left thumb in You pull your left thumb out You put your left thumb in And you shake it all about You do the Hopoate and you turn the game around And that's what it's all about. The John Hopoate Virus: your computer will insert random digits - often where they are quite unwanted.
To press with jokes, sarcasm, or ridicule. 'To get the run upon one,' is to make a butt of him.
Someone who takes a lot of insults ("crap,") is the butt of jokes, etc. Suggests that they absorb them, but don't complain too much; "He is the sponge of the group."
Pilot. The old term was discarded by railroad officials, probably because it was a butt for jokesters. You've often heard about the passenger on a slow local train complaining to the conductor, "I don't understand why you have the cowcatcher on the front of the engine. This train can never overtake a cow. But if you'd attach it to the rear of the train it might at least discourage cows from climbing into the last car and annoying the passengers"
1 v quickly go and do something, very similar to “pop”: I’m just going to nip out for a minute. 2 n chill: There’s a bit of a nip in the air; It’s a bit nippy today. And yes, the Brits do also use it to derogatorily refer to Japanese people, so the Pearl Harbour “nip in the air” jokes have probably been covered already.
1 n particular variety of meatball. 2 n bundle of sticks. 3 n grumpy old woman (uncommon). 4 n cigarette (uncommon). 5 n prostitute (uncommon). Brits do not use it as a derisive term for a homosexual man. In reality, the American definition is well known (if not really used) U.K.-wide, so most of the jokes involving the various other meanings have already been made. They all stem from the original Norse word “fagg,” meaning a bundled-together collection of matter. Do prostitutes come in bundles, I wonder.
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Fag (cigarette). I'm going out for a quick cough and drag
Oily rag is London Cockney rhyming slang for cigarette (fag).Oily rag is British slang for an inexperienced or incompetent motor mechanic.
Breasts.
Sleazebucket is slang for a despicable, sleazy fawning person.
Ballistic missile submarine.
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v. i.
To laugh out loudly and continuously; as, the hearers roared at his jokes.
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Given to jokes and jesting; containing a joke, or abounding in jokes; merry; sportive; humorous.
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To harass or annoy by playing abusive or shameful tricks upon; to humiliate by practical jokes; -- used esp. of college students; as, the sophomores hazed a freshman.
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To make merry with; to make jokes upon; to rally; to banter; as, to joke a comrade.
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One who makes jokes or jests.
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Something said for the sake of exciting a laugh; something witty or sportive (commonly indicating more of hilarity or humor than jest); a jest; a witticism; as, to crack good-natured jokes.
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Made already, or beforehand, in anticipation of need; not made to order; as, ready-made clothing; ready-made jokes.
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Given to jesting; full of jokes.
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