What is the meaning of MUFF. Phrases containing MUFF
See meanings and uses of MUFF!Slangs & AI meanings
n. a person who has fat that hangs over their jeans (usually tight jeans) like the top of a muffin. (Also see "skank fat") Â "Check out that muffin top over there flirtin with James."Â
To break wind, fart, e.g. 'Who let Muffy off the chain?' exclaimed after an anonymous fart to discover the perpetrator. Sometimes abbreviated to 'Who muffed?'. This expression was used frequently in Primary School. However, by Secondary school, it seemed to have dropped from the vocabulary. Most likely that was due to a fading interest in random bodily functions, and increased interest in the opposite sex!
Reference to the popular black hair style of afro's.
Little Miss Muffet is London Cockney rhyming slang for stuff it.
Babe, broad, dame, doll, frail, twist, muffin, kitten
Woman
Someone who enjoys wiping his/her whole face over the womans clitoris whilst muff diving (oral sex).
Imported car built in Asian country driven typically by a young Asian man. (Usually a Honda with techno blasting out, and an amplified muffler).
n Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. muff diver n: 1. Any person who performs cunnilingus. 2. A lesbian.
Stoof, used in replacement of weed or dope in various forms. Stoofling, meaning a spliff, stoofed, to be stoned. Stooflington, an imaginary place full of stoofed people containing a potent mix of cartoon animation and interesting catchphrases, ie small running leaves proclaiming "Shite" when raked up, also highly muffin based as it is the primary feeder of the munchies and also the main power source. These terms never failed to baffle our bemused teachers and peers alike. (ed: I can see why!)
Exclam. O.K., that's reasonable! A pun on fair enough. Cf 'furry muff', 'fairy snuff'.
a dirty or disheveled individual.
Cow shit, cow pats.
Noun. An idiot, fool. E.g."She made me look like a right muffin telling her friends about my yellow polkadot underwear."
To expel liquid (or, more rarely, food) out one's nose by laughing in the middle of a swallow; "We were sitting in the kitchen, and JJ cut a nasty muffin, and I snarfed lemonade all over the table."
Ass.
Noun. The female genitals. The innuendo being inclusive of pubic hair. [1600s]Verb. To spoil or fail. E.g."She muffed her chances of winning the race when she stumbled at the last hurdle."
Oral sex performed on a female.
n The vulva.
v. having sex. "Yo imma be stuffin that muffin tonight."Â
Female genitals or, more especially, female pubic hair, esp when related to performing oral sex on a female, e.g. "chinning the muff". (ed: the following entered verbatim) Sometime during the mid to late 1960's, in Pasadena, California USA, there was an auto muffler shop called "American Muffler". On their sign, and on gimme hats and T-shirts they sold, it said, "American Muffler - the friendly muffler shop - "No Muff Too Tough... We Dive 'Till 5". By 1970 the shop changed hands, and the motto was painted out, never to be seen again. There was, at the time, a very tall, buff butch Lesbian working there. However, she didn't do mufflers, only tune-ups and oil changes. She was very good with the sucky Lucas electricals of the egregious English cars that infested California at the time, especially MG's and Jag's. I can't tell her name but she is still about.
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A kind of mitten or boxing glove, esp. when stuffed.
v. t.
To remove the muffling of, as a drum.
n.
A cushion for terminating or softening a note made by a stringed instrument with a keyboard.
n.
A dish for keeping muffins hot.
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Anything used in muffling; esp., a scarf for protecting the head and neck in cold weather; a tippet.
v. t.
To wrap with something that dulls or deadens the sound of; as, to muffle the strings of a drum, or that part of an oar which rests in the rowlock.
p. pr. & vb. n.
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n.
Any one of several species of Old World warblers, esp. the common European species (Sylvia cinerea), called also strawsmear, nettlebird, muff, and whitecap, the garden whitethroat, or golden warbler (S. hortensis), and the lesser whitethroat (S. curruca).
v. t.
Anything with which another thing, as an oar or drum, is muffled; also, a boxing glove; a muff.
n.
The operation of expelling one substance from another by heat, as sulphur or arsenic from ores, in a muffle.
n.
The fur of the marten, used for hats, muffs, etc.
v. t.
A pulley block containing several sheaves.
n.
A light, thin cake or muffin.
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A small muff worn over the wrist.
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Reverberated from a cavity, or resembling such a sound; deep; muffled; as, a hollow roar.
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n.
One who muffles.
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v. t.
A small oven for baking and fixing the colors of painted or printed pottery, without exposing the pottery to the flames of the furnace or kiln.
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