Edward Morton, a sneakerhead for only 2 months, recently visited Flight Club NYC to purchase a special pair for his upcoming birthday party. He couldn’t wait for StockX’s long shipping and needed the shoes immediately. Refusing to compromise on neither shipping time nor price, Morton attempted to haggle with Flight Club employees, exclaiming “StockX is cheaper” and repeatedly pointing to various items around the store. Management swiftly informed him that he broke the first rule of Flight Club, the dreaded StockX comparison, and banned him from entering the store again. According to pictures that recently surfaced on IG, he attended his birthday party wearing his dad’s crusted Air Monarchs - a sad attempt to cash in on dad shoe hype.