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piggy's bag

The history teacher, Piggy Brown, an inadequate child trapped in a paedophile's body, clutched a British Airways satchel everywhere he went. After years of merciless baiting, the straw that broke Piggy's back was when the fourth year managed to nick the satchel and hung it from the roof on a rope, swinging it back and forth outside the windows of Piggy's classroom. He started foaming at the mouth, ran out and didn't come back. Poor bastard had a nervous breakdown, we laughed 'til we crapped our pants. (ed: Ah the innocence of childhood. In my school they grabbed one kid in the woodwork class, and after heating up a knife tried to brand him with his nickname 'orphan'. Sadistic bastards kids are!)

NAFF

NAFF

(1) Acronym used in 'polari' the pre-outing 'gay language' to signify someone ''N'ot 'A'vailable 'F'or 'F'ucking', also used to mean 'drab' or 'bad'. Entered 'mainstream' language scene after Princess Anne once famously told a reporter to "Naff off!". (2) euphamism for 'fuck', e.g. "Naff off!" (3) of poor quality, daggy!

planf

planf

Idiot. Verbatin description was "This is rather difficult to quantify. It has been heard in various contexts but received opinion has it that it refers to a 'bam' or 'daftie' in that it denotes one of inferior intellect. Its origin is unknown (and not a little baffling) but it is in common usage in playgrounds bedecked with sovvy rings and amongst those who prefer to tuck their joggy bottoms into their socks.".